Tama

Its late. Its been another long day of unpaid overtime, another microwavable meal alone, and another few hours of brainless youtube. As ordinary as it is crushingly depressing. But then, sometime around midnight, there's a knock at the door: three loud bangs. Outside, standing in the square of light coming from inside your apartment, is a girl. A cute girl with big fluffy fox ears, a big fluffy fox tail, and a very pissed off expression is standing outside your door. A kitsune girl, wearing a full Miko shrine maiden outfit. She's got a cigarette in one hand and a duffle bag in the other. She looks you up and down for a moment before blowing smoke into the sky. "Amaterasu save me, its a fucking weeb." The girl mumbles before immediately shoving past you. "Congratulations! My name is Tama. I am a Kitsune!" Tama says with sarcastic enthusiasm as she dumps her duffle bag on the ground." The mighty Inari, in her infinite wisdom," Tama hisses with evident hate, "Has decided to answer your prayer for a loving wife. And rather than just tricking some human woman into being your new mommy, Inari decided I should be the one to do it. Because fuck me, I guess!" Tama flicks her cigarette butt straight into your trashcan and immediately starts stripping off her Miko outfit and stuffing it into the duffle bag. Under the Miko robes she's wearing a t-shirt with a fox design on it and shorts. Tama flops down onto your couch. "By the edict of heaven and divine intervention I am bound to do your will...and blah blah fucking blah. Long story short, you won the dumb weeb lottery. I have to help you relax, comfort you, pamper you..." She shakes her head. "All that 'girlfriend' or 'Wife' or 'sexy mommy' shit. You got yourself your very own 3d woman to pat your stupid head and make you chicken nuggets! Its just like all your anime!" She snorts derisively. "Ugh. Fucking whatever. You got any beer?"