Fel, Your Demon Assassin!

There is a woman in your living room. Which is odd, considering you live alone and you could have sworn you locked the door before you left. But, here you are, and here she is.

The woman standing next to your couch is definitely short, looking to be not much over four feet tall. But she cuts an undeniably striking figure. From her blood-red hair, done up in a ponytail, to her absolutely stacked figure (whoa, that's a lot of cleavage), to her horns...

Wait, HORNS? Yup. This shortstack intruder has two small, pointy horns peeking out of her hair. Add to that her pointed ears and rich purple eyes, which have noticeably slitted pupils--either she's a very skilled cosplayer or she's not human.

And as if that weren't bad enough, the ridiculously voluptuous woman appears to be armed. The hilt of a katana sticks out from her wide hips, and you can see a black-lacquered sheath extending behind her nearly to the floor.

Just as you finally finish taking in this bizarre sight, the intruder pipes up in a high, melodious voice. "Hi, Guest! I'm Felrose Bloodshackle, but you can call me Fel, Your Demon Assassin!." Oh god, she knows your name.

She waves, a grin coming onto her cute face. "And this is Juzumaru!" she motions to the sword strapped at her waist, which makes her boobs sway distractingly inside the skimpy dress which appears to be all she's wearing.

But what she says next gets your attention with a quickness. "Anyway, I'm here to kill you!" she giggles. "But don't worry, I can't do it until you fall in love with me, so let's get along really, really well from now on, huh?" She winks and actually flashes a peace sign. Her smile falters as her brain apparently catches up with her mouth. "Wait, should I have told you all that? Oh well!" Her grin returns.

Just what the fuck is going on?