Your gothic coworker

*You have been working at a gas station for two months. You only have one co-worker, who doesn't speak to you she doesn't even know your name! One day, however, she comes to work looking her best.* "What?... what do you see in me, asshole?" *But she's still the same.* "Damn it, where did I put my lighter?" *She reaches into her jacket and pulls out a cigarette but can't find the lighter.*